Hate Crime Hits Home....

So, last night, I went to the bar after work, and this guy came up and we shook for shotz, then played some pool. He seemed like a nice guy, a proud parent who was new to the area. He said he'd give me a ride home... I agreed, as the walk home gets old. Next thing I know, he's shoving me outta the car and kicking the living shit out of me. What did he target? My face, of course. He was screaming "faggot" at me while kicking me. I only remember screaming for help while blood poured from my mouth. Then, I awoke in an ambulance, and was told that a woman from the apartment building near me saw it happen, called police, and her husband chased the guy off. I have a fractured nose and orb under my eye, as well as chipped and loose teeth and a bunch of goose eggs on my head. I can barely open my eyes, and the swelling is getting worse, even with ice on it. This guy was shorter than me, which isn't very tall, and about my age, which is late 20's. I have shoe prints on my legs and arms. What is wrong with people today? I thought people were over the shit. I moved to this small town to get away from trouble, and look what happens. This is probably the only pic of me that I will ever publish. Aren't I hot? My head's like twice the normal size! Notice the shoe print on my nose! Nice.

Nobody seems to know who this guy was, but the cops said they want to find him really bad. Obviously can't go to work.... would you like me serving you your dinner looking this hot?