Town Motel

So, I've come to the conclusion that everywhere you go, every town you visit, there's a "No-Tell Motel" nearby. Most would not share their experiences, but I'm not most. So, I was all drunk and hooked up with this guy that was staying at the local town motel. He was hot, so I went with him to his room... wasn't the best time, and the place was complete disgust, but I needed some lovin'. Anyhoo, a few weeks later, the city went in and demanded immediate extermination. Only one of the local bug companies in the entire city would venture into the bed bug infested rooms. My friend worked for the company and said when he flipped a mattress over, he had blood on his hands from all of the bugs he squashed underneath. That day the dumpsters in the parking lot were overflowing with dirty mattresses. I guess it was a good thing it was dark when I was in there... or maybe not! AAAH!