I'd Bet He's Single!

What a HOTTIE! I'm getting wet just looking at him! He was arrested and charged with using his car as a "rolling pornography display", leaving graphic material on the dashboard and seats, as well as a platter of ladies panties... oh, and naked Barbie (why drag Barbie into this? She didn't ask to be an object of men's sexual desires.). Other than being a crackpot, I'm not sure what they can charge him with. I mean, what's wrong with it. I have a black dildo on my dash, a blow-up doll of Johnny Castle in my passenger seat, and a red jock strap hanging from my rearview. Is that so bad? Click HERE to read a bit more about it.