Miz Jackie Beat... I Kissed a Squirrel

This is so motherfuckin' funny! There are a lot of versions of this song out there, but this is by far the best! Read along as you listen! Feel free to laugh out loud!

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

"This was never the way I planned, Not my reality. Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand. He looked up and smiled at me. It's not what, I'm used to. Just wanna try you on, I'm curious for you. It’s called Bestiality I kissed a squirrel and I liked it. The taste of his hairy black lips. I kissed a squirrel just to try it. I hope PETA don’t start no riot. It felt so wrong, It felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it...I liked it. Don't even know what you’re about, You’re another species. You shoved your nuts right in my mouth, And, they tasted like feces. I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws. I let you have your way. Those anti-sex with animal lawsHard to obey. I kissed a squirrel and I liked it. You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it. I kissed a squirrel just to try it, There goes my vegan diet. It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay. Don't mean I'm in love today. Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it, Cuz I liked it. Those squirrels are so adorable, Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable. Furry bodies so explorable. Too good to - ignore it. I lost control and just went for it. I fucked a squirrel and I liked it, Except the part when he bit my left tit. I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies, Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies. He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight. I got some bushy tail tonight. I kissed a squirrel and I liked it...I liked it..."