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So, I decided to catch a cocktail and play the gambler for a few hours. However, I had just eaten, and was so full, that I thought it may not be a good idea. I go out, had 3 drinks, and was so MF full... my buddy, whom I have had a crush on for awhile (he's not really that hot, but I've had thoughts, and looks aren't all that matter.. and he's str8, so I could almost care less). Again, I digress... he approaches, shakes my hand... my guts gurgle louder than the music... (I feel my face getting hot), and no, I didn't puke on him... I blew ass! OMG! Let me tell you, I don't do that, at least not in front of ANYONE! Not even my family! I attempted to blame the people behind me, but there weren't any people behind me! In fact, there were only 3 other people in the whole fucking tavvy! Oh, the humiliation! As if he really cared... he's so 'str8', he probably thought it was cool! Notsomuch for me! Ugh.....