Oldies Butt Goodies!!!

The first porn I ever owned was some vintage stuff I had ordered out of the back of Playgirl Magazine (which I had shoplifted from the gas station down the street). It was bisex, 'cuz I thought if anyone found it, I could play up that I liked girls, and wasn't aware of the contents when I bought it. (Did I mention I used my folks credit card to purchase the vids? Smart! That was never brought up, and I'm hoping they just never noticed... right.) Anyhoo, the vids arrived while I was at school, (this was early 90's) and my sister and her beau assumed it was something from Columbia House, so they decided to open and view the movie. Much to their surprise, it wasn't a Disney flick. And to an even greater surprise, ten minutes in, two guys started going at it!!! AAAH! I played it off (how clever I thought I was) as it was delivered to my house for my best female friend... she was scared to have it go to her house! LAME!!! That has never been talked about since! But I digress... the vidoes were HOTT! Not necessarily the female parts, but the hot guys with the shaggy hair and the manly bodies, and the tight clothes... you know what I mean!