Don't drop the soap... or Do!

Unforunately, I have been a bad boy, and will be sitting my ass in jail for 5 days, coming in May. I had too much to drink one night, and got pulled over. Let's just say, it's not worth it... don't be stubborn, call a cab, or a friend, or even sleep it off in your car. I've heard all of the horror stories about dropping the soap... however, in my sick mind, I keep imagining all of those hot, steamy jail sex vids I've seen in the past! Is that wrong? Yay, I know it probably is, but I can't help myself... all those men in uniform frisking me! Anyway, don't put yourself in this situation... not only is it financially straining, but it is emotionaly and mentally exhausting as well, not to mention the difficulty in finding employment. As unfair as it may be, you are treated as a second rate citizen by employers and society as a whole. We all make mistakes... it's a matter of learning from them.