Male Enhancement and Celebs

At a press conference in LA this week, celebrities came out fighting in defense of their small "members". In a surprise twist, Condi Rice joined the crusade, announcing her itty bitty weeny; it wasn't a complete shock to some, as they assumed she was a he/she all along. And, as usual, because he'll do anything to get attention these days, recovering crack head Danny B. popped in to assure the public that this is no "small" matter. There are many ways to cope with a penis the size of a pinky... don't get discouraged!

This is obviously a joke, and probably not a funny one at that... and no offense to those with a less than average sized cock... I feel for you...!