Marilyn Sex Tape

According to the latest in gossip mags, there is a rumor of the surfacing of a sex tape involving none other than Marilyn Monroe herself. The tape is apparenty 15 minutes, soundless and black and white with an image that appears to be Marilyn giving head to a headless man. Not really headless, he just coincidentally keeps his view out of frame, and it supposedly appears that she may be unaware of the taping. An anonymous buyer purchased the only copy for over a million dollars (the original is in the FBI's records and is considered classified). My doubts linger... why, if it is an authentic video, did it take so long to surface. And, if it is classified in the FBI's records, how did a copy come about? And with the technology today, and the Marilyn look-a-likes everywhere, I hope this chump had it authenticated before he actually bought it.

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Believe it or not, this is not Marilyn. I have been a diehard fan for as long as I can remember, and I was fooled. I mean, I questioned where the footage could've come from as it appeared to be quite modern compared to footage from the 50's and 60's. Marilyn is played by Susan Griffiths, by far the best look-a-like I've ever seen. And, although it isn't actually Marilyn, the similarities are eerie; that sad and empty look in her eye. I couldn't help but tear up a bit, imagining this is probably how she really lived... people pushing the booze on her, taking advantage of her, etc.