5.06.2008

The Countdown Continues...

... I'm off to jail on Wednesday afternoon to sit my sentence for drunk driving (got my 2nd one back in October... 2 in less than a year... not good.). I was originally sentenced to 90 days, but got it knocked down to 4 after I completed an alternative treatment recommended by the DA. I cant' imagine 4 days, let alone the full 90. I've heard horror stories from my treatment buddies and am getting a little nervous. I'm hoping that they will put me somewhere alone where I won't get ass raped. I'd prefer to have my virgin ass when I get out! Unless of course, the guy below is in my cell! Actually, there aren't cells... it's a pod which houses like 50 inmates... the toilets are in the center of the pod, lights never go out, windows all over so the guards can monitor. I can't wait to get strip searched and bent over with ass cheeks spread! I did the crime, and I'll do the time. I'll let ya know more when I'm out! 2 days left of freedom!

I don't think I could be lucky enough to have a hottie like this to bunk with!

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