I'm feeling rejuvinated!

So, last night, I quit my job! That's right! No notice, nothing! (that's kinda my way of doing business... someday it's gonna bite me in the ass! it actually has once or twice in the past, but it's ever so freeing!) Anyhoo, the drunken owners were constantly threatening to fire us all, and during thier gin, vodka, whiskey, scotch binges (which was a daily thing) would tell me what a horrible server I was. I know better, so, I finally had enough and, get this, texted them that they could take a flying leap! I quit via text message! What a loser I am! Or a chicken shit! A bit of both I presume, but that's that! So here's my apron, and here's my dildo... now go and fuck yourself fat pigs! I'd actually pay to see them work for a change! They're the wannabe millionaire types that can't even pay their own bills! Time for a vallium! Ah, much better.